did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
my country everybody. the only language where if you slap a keyboard you’re probably spelling it right
You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time