May 2013
sure ill get off the internet mom
ranetree:
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
twisted-sapi0sexual:
sonicsea:
men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad.
hey this is a good and important post
“Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you...”
– Daniell Koepke (via monkeyknifefight)
Misha's joke: so there was a knock on the door and it was a snail so the man threw it. 2 years later, there was a knock again & it was the same snail & he said 'what was that for?'
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
edating:
i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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rexuality:
realistic captions for selfies:
i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
this is the best...
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
jinn0uchi:
the-hatred-machine:
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
jaclcfrost:
I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Know Which Character to Cosplay
I Want to Cosplay but I Am Afraid of How it Will Turn Out
I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Have the Proper Funds or a Cosplay Group
the trilogy
