sure ill get off the internet mom
ranetree: I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
twisted-sapi0sexual: sonicsea: men who pass around/publicize naked photos sent to them by someone who trusted them are literal garbage. & if you shame the girl for sending those photos which they thought were going to be kept private, instead of blaming the guy for being a scummy asshole and betraying his partner, you are just as bad. hey this is a good and important post
Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you...– Daniell Koepke (via monkeyknifefight)
Misha's joke: so there was a knock on the door and it was a snail so the man threw it. 2 years later, there was a knock again & it was the same snail & he said 'what was that for?'
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
edating: i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit this is the best...
foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses literally the best post I have seen on this website
jaclcfrost: I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Know Which Character to Cosplay I Want to Cosplay but I Am Afraid of How it Will Turn Out I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Have the Proper Funds or a Cosplay Group the trilogy